Oscar Wild came back to Earth from Paradise not long ago to cash in on New York's illegal guns for cash scheme. "Osama Bin Laden" "Doc Holiday" "Machine Gun Kelly" "Baby Face Nelson" "John Dillinger", and "Lucile Ball" all donated hardware for a cut of the action.
Unfortunately for Oscar, and his pals the City Clerk said that they didn't do business with the deceased...other than letting them vote.
The crooked apparatchik also said they all his fire arms would be confiscated without compensation. The bastard looking to cash the haul in for himself. However what our typical NYC employee didn't count on was the Majik fuck'n Mojo of the dearly departed.
Oscar turn the jerk into a bottled urine sample for the rest of the afternoon.
That, and he helped himself to all the assorted cash diamonds heroin, and rare baseball cards the damned crook had behind his counter, and split.
Oscar after various unprintable adventures finally does the photo op at the rainbow flag factory in Burning Rash, New Jersey. The Pope talked him into it.
However upon being told there was 'no' ex gratia payment for his services he promptly pissed on the rug. He then lectured his hosts on the finer points of what an armed, and profoundly intoxicated dead Queer poet, and orator could do when annoyed.
Upon consideration of this, and other super natural events a reasonable honorarium was agreed to.
Oscar then returned to Heaven where he had a luncheon date Leonardo da Vinci.
Stay Tuned.
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